Flop Rocket App Reviews

Hardcore gaming!;3

Nice game , addictive gameplay ! The cavenauts idea is very cool

Funny

This game and developers are amazing, they remind me so much if the behemoth at its beginning :D

Don t download

But if you want to go very far away you must pay and i dont like that

Good game but purchase button doesnt work!

A little too easy to beat but the gameplay mechanic is refined and addictive. A+++ great seller would buy again

This is a great game with crazy controls

Its a really fun game to play when you are bored

Ok, so I dont remember ever having giggled while playing a game on my iPad before. To make matters worse...I was a 30+ year old man, father, husband, and successful business man. Worst of all - The Giggle happened during one of my company board meetings. My addiction was discovered. I was laughed at, beaten within a potatoes throw of my life, and then peed on by the company dog - then fired 12 days before Christmas. My wife filed for a divorce. She took my favorite toaster, my Magic Bullet, and my Ted Bundy belly button lint collection along with the house, car , and kids. The only thing I had left in this world was my business suit (only the jacket, the pants were lost during a drunken game of strip poker at the local homeless shelter), a pair of my favorite Victora secret panties, and my always faithful iPad. After everything that has happened i was having a difficult time adjusting to my new world. I struck out as a criminal (7-11 workers arent scared of a pant less business man with a finger-gun and a package smaller than a AA battery). They also dont hire you after you try to rob them while half naked. I tried explaining that I lost my pants fair and square to a man named Dimples but they wouldnt listen to reason. Long story short - last week I picked up my iPad and happened to see this game on the editors pick list - so I tried it out. It was hilariously difficult...I died...100s of times within a few hours. But I got better, stronger, faster. I wrote a rap about gold diggers. I giggled manically for hours on end. I decided to spend my last few dollars to support the Butterscotch Boys who made the game. If you like flying, roguelikes, dying repeatedly and fantastically, and giggling like a blithering idiot then I guarantee you will LOVE this game. P.s. The Potatoe is REAL. TLDR: Buy this game or I will show up at your door, pantless, finger gun equipped, and ready for a duel. Its well worth trying out.

Dont listen to anyone who says your game is horrible I love this game and I give it 5 stars just add more upgrades and updates I think this game is amazing

Best casual game in the last 2 years !!

I love everything about Flop Rocket!!!!!!!!

One of the more creative games I have seen. With nice, 16 bit like graphics and unique gameplay (Also anger enduring), its a nice free game to play in your free time :)

This game showed me a highly inappropriate advertisement after playing for a while. Do not allow boys to use this app because of this.

I rated it 4 stats because I dont want to spend money on a little bit in the game for 3 dollars Ps good game

I immediately was turned off with how I couldnt go more than a few meters before blowing up. I dont know what exactly caused me to continue trying but I pushed on and made some of the upgrades and it made the game slightly bearable. If there were more games or content that buttering up unlocks, Id have no problem going "butter up". I just dont see how $2.99 is worth it just to be able to unlock all of the upgrades in this game. Maybe $.99, not $2.99.

Although when I first started playing, I wanted to throw my phone across the room. Until I learned the controls and I unlocked the fun and enjoyable part of the game. Overall I love the whole game.

I love this app