Flight sim + Roguelike + Hilariously Hard but FUN = OMG BUY IT

Ok, so I dont remember ever having giggled while playing a game on my iPad before.

To make matters worse...I was a 30+ year old man, father, husband, and successful business man.

Worst of all - The Giggle happened during one of my company board meetings. My addiction was discovered. I was laughed at, beaten within a potatoes throw of my life, and then peed on by the company dog - then fired 12 days before Christmas.

My wife filed for a divorce. She took my favorite toaster, my Magic Bullet, and my Ted Bundy belly button lint collection along with the house, car , and kids.

The only thing I had left in this world was my business suit (only the jacket, the pants were lost during a drunken game of strip poker at the local homeless shelter), a pair of my favorite Victora secret panties, and my always faithful iPad.

After everything that has happened i was having a difficult time adjusting to my new world. I struck out as a criminal (7-11 workers arent scared of a pant less business man with a finger-gun and a package smaller than a AA battery). They also dont hire you after you try to rob them while half naked. I tried explaining that I lost my pants fair and square to a man named Dimples but they wouldnt listen to reason.

Long story short - last week I picked up my iPad and happened to see this game on the editors pick list - so I tried it out. It was hilariously difficult...I died...100s of times within a few hours. But I got better, stronger, faster. I wrote a rap about gold diggers. I giggled manically for hours on end. I decided to spend my last few dollars to support the Butterscotch Boys who made the game.

If you like flying, roguelikes, dying repeatedly and fantastically, and giggling like a blithering idiot then I guarantee you will LOVE this game.

P.s. The Potatoe is REAL.

TLDR: Buy this game or I will show up at your door, pantless, finger gun equipped, and ready for a duel. Its well worth trying out.

Chase1313 about Flop Rocket, v2.0.44